"What is he thinking?" asks Jim, as a nostalgic-looking O.J. is taken away in handcuffs last night.
What IS he thinking, hmm?
O.J. is promoting his book. Obviously.
But Hedy, the Goldman family gets the proceeds - they published the book.
They get 90%.
10% will go to O.J.'s creditors.
Say what you will about Simpson, but this is downright twisty-brilliant.
He's making headlines. Again.
For criminal behavior. Again.
And his murder how-to book?
It's #2 on Amazon.
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I am listening to: Two and a Half Men
I am reading: Harry Potter 6
And I am: Staying away from sharp objects
Don't let Jim read the book.
ReplyDeleteFrom chapter two:
....bitch didn't have no job. Always spending money. Bitch bought new shoes, then bought more shoes for the train ride home. Two pair of shoes in one day! What was I to do? What could I do? Jobless-shoe-buying-bitch gotta learn her lesson.....
If the shoes don't fit...hmm...
ReplyDeleteMaybe OJ should move in with Alan..perhaps Charlie can whip his ass into shape. :)
ReplyDeleteStill waiting for the beer fairy to drop off Hedy and some brews..
:)
Always,
Crusty~