The big hoo-ha & boobies

"Can I have a hug?" I asked last night. "I'm a little nervous about meeting [Mr. Big Executive Hoo-Ha] this week."

"Don't be nervous. Show boobies," says Jim helpfully.

"That's not very nice. Why wouldn't you say 'be smart' instead?"

"Because I KNOW you'll be smart. I don't know if you'll show boobies. It can't hurt."
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I am listening to: The air conditioner in my hotel room
I am reading: A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy
And I am: Not showing boobies