Monday, December 18, 2006

Congratulations

We did it.

We are Time Magazine’s People of the Year.

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Wait a minute. Heh?

We are the successors to last year’s winners – Bill and Melinda Gates, and Bono – selfless humanitarians known the world over for their generosity and social activism?

What the hell did we do?

I’ll tell ya.

We sat on our lazy asses in front of our computers and talked about ourselves.

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The editors at Time attempted to make a case for it, citing 2006 as a year of unprecedented on-line “community and collaboration” that changed how we view politics, work, and even ourselves.

They note the power of sites like YouTube and MySpace.

But then you read the following sad hyperbole and the silliness of Time’s selection is exposed to the world like Britney Spears' floppy little piss flaps:

“We're looking at an explosion of productivity and innovation, and it's just getting started, as millions of minds that would otherwise have drowned in obscurity get backhauled into the global intellectual economy.”

Right.

One can only surmise that by “explosion of productivity” the editors at Time are referring to Hand Farting the Star Spangled Banner, currently a featured video on YouTube.
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Time also is celebrating MySpace, the networking place for 'tweens and the pedophiles who love them.

omg idk but ily! totally luv ur pics! lol omg!

Like, omg, I'm like, Person of the Year, omg!
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But wait, there’s more:

“America loves its solitary geniuses—its Einsteins, its Edisons, its Jobses—but those lonely dreamers may have to learn to play with others.”
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So, to recap:

1) Time picks you and me for People of the Year
2) Time celebrates the fact that the Internet has rescued millions of mediocre minds from their rightful destiny of drowning in obscurity
3) Time labels the precious handful of genuinely great minds that have called this country home “lonely dreamers."

A new low.

But hey, congratulations. To all of us.

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I am listening to: Jem - Amazing Life
I am reading: Anything but Time Magazine
And I am: Time Magazine’s Person of the Year

1 comments:

the dilf said...

I Despise Time's Person of the Year.....The magazine's definition—"the single person who, for better or worse, has most influenced events in the preceding year"....I have a problem with that...for better OR WORSE????...Makes me PUKE...so, that Frickin Midget from Iran should be "Person of the Year?"...Hey Time...."F YOU"

for the few weeks prior to the announcement, Time asks 4 people (usually screaming Left wingers) who they think SHOULD be Person of the Year...here is the latest..CARLA HILLS..the IRAQ INSURGENCY ....Hey Carla, why dont you KISS MY ASS!

Even the Onion is making fun of Time.... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56424

But then again...the Onion Makes me Happy!!!