Monday, July 14, 2008

Everyone thank Cheryl today

From my new friend Cheryl via e-mail:

I have 3 suggestions I would love to see you cover in your blog:

What are the top 10 movies that are going with you on your deserted island?

The Wizard of Oz
Heidi (Shirley Temple)
The Color Purple
The Big Chill
Pulp Fiction
Pride & Prejudice (the A&E series, not the crap with that skinny bitch Keira Knightley)
Shawshank Redemption
Monty Python's Holy Grail
American Beauty
I love the idea of a deserted island with electricity. Love it.
Who are the members of your hot tub 5?

I don't know about this one.

I've heard of the five people you'd have over for dinner (Queen Elizabeth I, Jesus Christ, Mark Twain, Leonardo DaVinci, and Albert Einstein) but not the hot tub.

So I'm going with people I wouldn't mind seeing naked or semi naked:
Russell Crowe
Brad Pitt
Joseph Fiennes
Denzel Washington
And of course: Craig Ferguson

Plus one back up in case Brad is a no-show because of that skank Angelina: Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.
Hedy, how come Moe didn't make your hot tub list?

Well just look at him. C'mon.
What is your death row meal?

If I'm on death row, I'm assuming I've lost my appetite. Along with all my friends.

So the only one who'd still love me for-sure no-matter-what I-don't-care-if-you-killed-your-husband-because-he smacks-his-lips-when-he-eats-Popsicles is Mom.

So it would have to be Mom's roast beef dinner with mashed potatoes and gravy, baked butternut squash, rolls, and her famous chocolate Navy cake (with vanilla ice cream) for dessert. And a big glass of ice cold milk.
Big thanks to Cheryl for helping me out during this dry spell.

Feel free to share your own lists and variations on the lists.
I am listening to: Quiet house
I am reading: Not much
And I am: Hopefully dieing on a deserted island with five famous actors


Anonymous said...

I got in a hot tub once...
The water was forcing itself into my bunghole so I scrambled out of there ipso fatso.
Pool dog

Anonymous said...

Lady and the Tramp - The Disney classic about the Cocker Spaniel

Back to the Future - with Einstein the mutt

Big Red - about an Irish Setter

Bingo - The dog star of this movie is a mixed breed, but an American Bulldog

101 Dalmatians - the live action version of the classic of course

The Call of the Wild - starring Charlton Heston and a German Shepherd Dog

Cujo - with a Saint Bernard

Old Yeller - with Labrador Retriever

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - with Rottweilers

It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog - with a Doberman Pinscher (who was a real life war hero)

Jaws of Justice - starring Kazan the German Shepherd Dog

Two Dew Claws up

Cheryl said...

I'm going to need a priliminary performance evaluation from each of the following gentlemen: (I mean if they can't go the distance, then really, get your lazy ass out of my tub).

David Duchovny
Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Gerard Butler
Orlando Bloom and
whats not yummy about
Viggo Mortensen

Anonymous said...

My Hot Tub - Table for Five:

Four outrageous, slutty, dirty, nasty, no-self-esteem whores.

And one Jim W. to make me laugh as I wallow in my debauchery!


Posolxstvo I said...

I think I would rather have no movies at all than be forced to watch the same ten over and over and over. The truth is there is no movie so good that I wouldn't tire of it eventually.

Hot tub club? Not sure I get it. I mean, I can be ignored by the rich and famous anywhere. Why in a hot tub ? Sure, I'd get to see Smokin hot chicks up close and all, but I'd still be me, and I doubt they'd be smart enough to get it.

For my death row meal, gotta go with obscene amounts of smoked ribs and cole slaw.

And Gromit, gotta ask - no Wallace and Gromit on your list? WTF?

Moe Wanchuk said...

I know that all you broads get a little "Sweaty" when you see that picture of me.
You should see the tan lines in the Front!

molly gras said...

Ummm ... Hedy, could I party in YOUR hot tub naked!! I mean, COME ON, you totally know how to pick'em.

I'll so provide the margaritas!!