Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Lips and assholes

Straight outta the shoot:

"So have you ever put lipstick on a pig?" asks David Letterman.

"No," says Obama. "But it might be fun to try."

"The McCain camp has demanded an apology. They say you called Sarah Palin a pig."

"Technically, she would be the lipstick. The failed policies of John McCain would be the pig, following the logic of this illogical situation."
I am listening to: Another infernal Viagra commercial
I am reading: This guy
And I am: Craving hotdogs



Excellent point!