A small favor

Never forward me an e-mail that says "if you don't send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes you will die." The only one likely to die in that scenario is you.

Speaking of dieing, don't send me an e-mail demanding that I prove my love for Jesus by forwarding it to everyone I know.

I am quite certain with everything going on in the world today, Jesus -- wherever that rascal is -- doesn't give two shits about who I am or am not e-mailing.
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I am reading: The Red Tent
I am listening to: Train - Drops of Jupiter
And I am: Good