Friday, October 26, 2007

Here's to you, butt sock surfer

There’s this thingy loaded on the blog that tells the search words people use to get here.

And yes, smartass, thingy is in fact the technical term.

To be more specific, it is Thingy Version 3.1 now with Retsin.

The highly anticipated Tourmaline Bionic functionality will be available when I upgrade to Thingy OS Leopard Vista Hoo-Ha X.
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For those depraved souls Googling for butt socks, HedyBlog is the #1 site.

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I just wanna know what these people are really looking for when they’re searching on butt sock.

It’s gotta be some hip new anal exploration tactic that I, a middle-aged married type, will only learn about by watching re-runs of HBO’s Real Sex five years from now.

“Oh lookie there, she’s gonna take that sock and whoa jeez louise I’d a gone with a cotton-poly, that argyle’s gotta burn a bit.”
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Someone at Enterprise Car Sales in St. Louis did the butt sock search thing yesterday.

So you’re sitting there at work and you think: “Hmmm, butt sock.”

Because that’s what you do when you’re selling used cars in St. Louis.

Of course.
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HedyBlog also gets tons of hits from searches for The Rhythm of Your Shoes by O.A.R. – that song I mentioned a while back. These are people from Canada, Ohio and Michigan – all listening to 93.9 The River.

It’s still one of my current favorite songs. If you haven’t downloaded it yet, go here: OARSA.org.
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Finally, there is the inexplicable “Britney’s piss flaps” search.

We here at HedyBlog are proud to say we’re #4 when it comes to piss flap searches the world over.

From what I can gather piss flaps are big in Britain. Well, not literally. One can only speculate of course.

But most of the piss flap related hits come from the U.K.

So, for those of you keeping score at home, it’s Butt Socks in the States and Piss Flaps across the pond.

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I am listening to: Kid Rock – All Summer Long
I am reading: Real Simple magazine
And I am: The Baroness of Butt Socks

4 comments:

the dilf said...

piss flaps???...maybe in the U.K.....
they're called "bat wings" here in the U.S.

Hedy said...

How do I handle this delicately? Hmmm. Piss flaps are generally considered female. Bat wings, from what I gather, is a certain condition that occurs only in men on particularly hot, humid days. Either way, gross. New rule: We're banning the phrases piss flaps and bat wings at least until the next really hot, humid day.

molly gras said...

I want to get back to the butt sock thing ...

What's your position on butt toe socks?

I mean, come one, why not promote a twofer - an anal foot fetish?

Posolxstvo said...

Isn't Gibby Haynes the lead singer for the Butt Sock Surfers?