Someone said 'balls deep' as I was walking down Jackson to my office this morning.
Of course it has to be The Phrase of the Day.
Try working it into your normal conversations today. And let me know how that goes.
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I am listening to: Everlast - What It's Like
I am reading: Neil Steinberg
And I am: Quiet
2 months ago
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as in "Robbie Gould really manages to get those balls deep on kickoffs?"
Let me tell you...It FEELS even better than it sounds!
I was off work yesterday, so now I'm "balls deep" in work. :)
Isn't Balls Deep a Star Wars character?
Yes, Anonymous, I think you're right. Episode III. Gay droid. Thanks for the laugh.
Of course, it wasn't central to the story line and George Lucas never OUTED Balls Deep, so it really doesn't matter I guess.
Once, back in college, some girl I knew (who I could only dream about getting buns to the sky) obviously drank way too much and offered me the opportunity of a lifetime. So, I go for it, and before I know it, I'm half way in (ALL 2 inches) and whOOOOaaAAAA! OH NO!!!! OOOOOOPS!
I didn't even get Balls Deep and it was over!
Do any of you think she remembers???
Do you think she'd Ever give me a "2nd Shot?"
Do you think she told any of her friends?
I still feel like every once in a while I hear a girl yell and giggle "THERE HE IS!!!!"
It only happened ONCE. Really!!!!
So, I hate the words Balls Deep. And Hedy, you brought up a bad night in my past and it wrecked my day. But, like you'd care. It's probably never happened to you.
Sorry, Quick Draw, for ruining your day. "This NEVER happens" ranks right up there with "I'll still respect you" and "Just the tip" on the list of Classic Lies Men Tell About Sex. Your concern over whether this drunken college slut remembers you is mildly pathetic but I'm sure she'd find your sincere desire to redeem yourself quite charming.
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