Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Bunnies, flowers, sunshine & blow jobs

Spike: We gettin' shut out today?

Heather: It's lookin' that way. I'm sorry. A cousin in from outta town; not much train time this week.

Spike: Gotcha....the title out there looks so ANGRY.

Heather: Okay, I will fix it.
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I am listening to: Freek-a-Leek - Petey Pablo
I am reading: Done with Crichton, The God Delusion is next
And I am: Trying for less angry

1 comments:

CRUSTYBEEF said...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show,(and I'm NOT a big fan of his at all!!) you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed,"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So,today, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving my house, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of my Sara Lee Banana Cake, some Doritos,some Lorna Doon shortbread cookies, and a box of fudge.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!!
Always,
Crusty :)