Thursday, April 30, 2009

Honesty

Subject: CareerBuilder Job Application : Business Development Manager

You have received an application to your job posted on CareerBuilder. You can respond to this candidate by replying to this email. Your Reference ID for this job is xxxxx.

Job Information
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Job Title: Business Development Manager
Location: US-IL-Chicago
Job Details: http://www.CareerBuilder.com/blahblahblah

Contact Information
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Name: M_____ A_____
Phone:
Email:

Cover Letter
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No cover letter submitted.

Resume
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RESUME OF M_____ A_____

Education 1996-1997 HARVARD LAW SCHOOL


1996-1996 UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT


1978-1984 CHUO UNIVERSITY,TOKYO


Business Experience
Almost nothing because economic support has been sufficient from our family.


Language Ability
Fluent in English and Japanese
Basic level in French and German


References
Personal references available upon request.
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I am listening to: Erasure - Chains of Love
I am reading: The Shack
And I am: Kinda tired

1 comments:

Dave said...

A friend of mine who worked for Hughes back when it was developing the SR-71 had a side responsibility of creating wheat from resume chaff.

He got many, many paper resumes in his inbox.

His system.

1. If it's more than one page, round file it.

2. Throw the rest up in the air, those that land face down, round file it.

3. Skim the rest, if there is a typo, syntax error, etc., round file it.

4. Read the rest and respond based on merit.

I suppose these days to apply his method, you have to print them out and discard via shredder.