It begins innocently enough.
I send a link to Jay Mariotti's column in today's Sun-Times.
A minor discussion on sports-related evil and idiocy ensues.
Then I send another link, The Onion's take on the same topic.
Then - bink! - a link is sent in return.
Warning: If you'd like your brain and your day completely derailed, click on this link.
If you want to remain sane and productive, DO NOT CLICK ON CHOCOLATE RAIN.
CHOCOLATE RAIN
I've watched it five times so far. I've done no work. I'm pensive and obsessed.
And Gromit just got up and went in the other room.
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I am listening to: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M LISTENING TO?
I am reading: Crashing Through by Robert Kurson
And I am: CHOCOLATE RAIN
2 months ago
10 comments:
holy shit, he looks like Janet Jackson.
How old is that guy anyways?
What's your take on that song?
To me it seems like he's singing about tears from being of different color.
Always,
crusty~
you find the craziest shit, I swear!
I love that song...Thx Hedy...You're the Best!
This must be the reason my company blocks streaming audio and video.
-Mr. Uk
What the f**k is chocolate rain? I can only guess and probably shouldn't post it on your blog :)
For those of you smart enough to NOT click on the link (and totally ruin your day), CHOCOLATE RAIN is NOT a reference to some twisty new suburban sex craze. It is a song, that once lodged in your brain, will surely lead to insanity. Sadly, I am still recovering from CHOCOLATE RAIN BRAIN.
How can you even read Jay Mariotti?He's a worthless doosh! The man is a sportswriter that can't even throw a baseball. He's always telling us how everyone sucks. I bet my daughter could kick his @ss!
P.S. Hedy, What do you honestly believe we should do to/with Michael Vick?
Here's the Dog Lover's Four-Point Plan for Michael Vick:
Neutered without anesthetic.
Starved until forced to eat his own shit.
Fucked in the ass repeatedly by the breed of your choice. On national television.
A decade's worth of community service shoveling shit for the pet rescue organization of your choice.
Any questions?
Yeah--I have a question.
Why are you being so easy on him??
Chocolate Rain
Hedy made me go and look at it
Chocolate Rain
I never made it all the way through
Chocolate Rain
I have a million other things to do
Chocolate Rain
It never changed at all from verse to verse
Chocolate Rain
I don't think I ever saw much worse...
thanks Hedy,
I woke up thinking about CR..to quote you,.. "FABULOUS!"
always,
Crusty~
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