Friday, June 06, 2008

The classic backpedal - parts 1 & 2

"I thought you got a haircut," says Jim. "It looks the same."

. . .

"I mean, it's as cute as ever. Really."
"I had a dream last night we were doing it and you stuck it in my butt," says Heather.

. . .

"I mean, it was just a dream. Really."
I am listening to: Pipe - Shovelmouth
I am reading: The Best American Short Stories 2007 - Edited by Stephen King
And I am: Cute as ever, really


Posolxstvo said...

... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Anonymous said...

"I thought it was okay for people to pee in the pool," says Gromit. "I pee in it constantly."

. . .

"I mean, it's good for the water. Really... and it covers up the taste of chlorine. Plus it makes a pretty color... Really!"

Oh forget it I can't play the "classic backpedal game"... it's too hard.

I'll be in the pool if anyone is looking for me!


Moe Wanchuk said...

Why do you broads tease us like that?

It's always a STUPID DREAM!

Dan said...

Classic mistake of an amateur.
Never attempt to recover from an obvious slip.
Instead try something like:
"Wow, your butt looks awesome in those jeans!"
"I really like your hair that way" - then immediately proceed into a head massage.