"I thought you got a haircut," says Jim. "It looks the same."
. . .
"I mean, it's as cute as ever. Really."
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"I had a dream last night we were doing it and you stuck it in my butt," says Heather.
. . .
"I mean, it was just a dream. Really."
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I am listening to: Pipe - Shovelmouth
I am reading: The Best American Short Stories 2007 - Edited by Stephen King
And I am: Cute as ever, really
2 months ago
4 comments:
... Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"I thought it was okay for people to pee in the pool," says Gromit. "I pee in it constantly."
. . .
"I mean, it's good for the water. Really... and it covers up the taste of chlorine. Plus it makes a pretty color... Really!"
Oh forget it I can't play the "classic backpedal game"... it's too hard.
I'll be in the pool if anyone is looking for me!
Gromit
Why do you broads tease us like that?
It's always a STUPID DREAM!
Classic mistake of an amateur.
Never attempt to recover from an obvious slip.
Instead try something like:
"Wow, your butt looks awesome in those jeans!"
or
"I really like your hair that way" - then immediately proceed into a head massage.
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