Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ahhh, science

"Experts from 10 countries, including Australia, the United States, Germany and Egypt, say they have defined life-long premature ejaculation."

Have you seen this? It's taken a crack team of scientists from around the world 65 years and hundreds of studies to DEFINE premature ejaculation.

Outstanding. And they wonder why whack-job creationists don't trust science.

"It was unanimously agreed by the experts that the definition of lifelong premature ejaculation should be a combination of three key factors:

-- Ejaculation that always or nearly always occurs prior to or within about one minute of vaginal penetration.

-- The inability to delay ejaculation on all or nearly all vaginal penetrations.

-- Negative personal consequences such as distress, bother, frustration and/or the avoidance of sexual intimacy."

Um, guys?

I hate to burst your little scientific bubble here, but I completed this study wayyyyy back in college. And
without the expensive cross-continent circle jerk, I might add.

Here's a thought: Now that you've defined what practically any woman over the age of 18 knows and has experienced at least once in their lives, how about finding a cure?
I am listening to: The Spill Canvas - All Over You
I am reading: Nothing right now
And I am: Seriously regretting not publishing my findings back in 1986


Susan said...

Honestly, is it that BIG of a problem that countries are spending money to have their experts define it?

Personally, and bear in mind that I have not had "hedy-like-experience," I do not have any first hand knowledge of that issue.

get a tissue

Posolxstvo said...

Now that they've defined it, do you think one of them will be applying for a patent?

Moe Wanchuk said...

You sure like to talk about the "quick draw" issue. Is the old man losing it that fast?
All I know is that I'm very happy that it's only happened to me ONCE. That poor girl got ripped off, cuz usually I'm a Power Drill!
And for all these tards that shoot too fast...wake the hell's the ultimate man's secret...always "toss one off" before you go out! Works like a I hear.

you know who... said...

You met Jim back in college?

molly gras said...

tee-hee ... you said "circle jerk" ... tee-hee