Wednesday, August 13, 2008

That's my classy wife

From: Heather
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 2:25 PM
To: Jim
Subject: Hi

Looking forward to our date tonight.
On 8/12/08 2:32 PM, "Jim" wrote:
Me too
From: Heather
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 2:35 PM
To: Jim
Subject: Re: Hi

I got my digital picture frame working finally
It’s very nice. Thank you. xoxo
On 8/12/08 2:59 PM, "Jim" wrote:
Well that’s good
From: Heather
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 3:01 PM
To: Jim
Subject: Re: Hi

Are you okay? Are you disappointed because you’re not coming downtown tonight?
On 8/12/08 3:09 PM, "Jim" wrote:
No I am in a meeting
From: Heather
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2008 3:11 PM
To: Jim
Subject: Re: Hi

Ahh well then fart poop shit ass piss. Ta-da!
On 8/12/08 3:15 PM, "Jim" wrote:
My laptop is on the projector
I am listening to: Pump Up the Volume - M-A-R-R-S
I am reading: Nothing
And I am: Classy


Posolxstvo I said...

At least you weren't saying something disparaging about the people he was meeting with. I've had that happen to me before. (Luckily that client had a sense of humor.) Which is why I always turn Gtalk and AIM and even Outlook off before hooking up to the projector.

If he was responding to your messages it means that the meeting was casual. That's the code. If I leave IM on by accident, I send back a terse "in a meeting" and then minimize the window and forget about it until 2 hours after the meeting has ended. (See how easy it is to turn this around and make it someone else's fault?)

molly gras said...

*snicker* naughty Jim!

It's a good thing you didn't email any self-promoting soft porn of yourself to get things "revved" up for the evening ...

he'd have had quite the time explaining THAT one!!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE this. Too funny.


HA! That's funny--so long as no one got hurt that is.--


Moe Wanchuk said...

too bad it didn't say
"Jim, I've decided that I hate Male Genitalia.....I am now a Muncher....
What's for dinner?"

Anonymous said...

That Jim... ya gotta love him.
I do!!

Anonymous said...

You wrote Jim at... it was friendly and playful...

7 minutes later he replied... some might say in a terse way...

You quickly responded in 3 minutes.. with a nice compliment

24 minutes later he finally gets back to you... with a polite yet fairly innocuous statement...

You quickly reply 3 minutes later... concerned... caring...

Another 8 minutes and he gets back to you... hinting maybe something is wrong...

Without delay in 2 minutes BANG you answer... with a hilarious rib tickling ditty...

In 4 minutes he drops the bomb as only Jim can do...

What does this all mean... I'll tell you what it means... it means that Dogs have way to much time on their hands... that's what it means...

Grommit PI
Because crossword puzzles are for cats

miss kitty said...

I will speak on behalf of cats everywhere....we love crossword puzzles because they stimulate our minds and help us to maintain our high IQ's.

Dogs don't like them because dogs are dumb.

Anonymous said...

Miss Kitty said:
"Dogs don't like them because dogs are dumb."

I say:
Don't be a hater Miss Kitty... it ain't cool!