President's Day

HedyBlog is taking an unscheduled break today.

Here's something to make you laugh in the mean time:

A husband and wife who hadn't been getting along but were trying to
patch things up were out for a Valentine's dinner when the husband said:

"I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad
at the same time".

The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your dick is bigger
than your brother's".
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I am listening to: L7 - Shitlist
I am reading: Neil in the Sun-Times
And I am: Trying